A little backstory here: In 2010, we'd posted a feature speculating on Dane's retirement from the CT. The hip surf god, retaliated with a note in his unmistakable scribe stating: Stab= Sensationalistic Scummy Journalism on the bygone MarineLayerProductions.com. While we won't be putting those words on our masthead anytime soon, we figured a t-shirt would have to do.

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