Welcome to the Stab Store, our official, er, retail department. Here's our first run. We've derived it from some old projects, some new projects, and that one time Mr. Reynolds called us sensationalist scum in 2010. Now, it's 2020, and not much has changed other than a hyper-awareness of our carbon footprint. So, to combat the environmental impact of e-commerce, we've gone grassroots with our shop. All garb is dyed and printed up the road from our office in Venice. Every order is packaged by hand, wrapped in tissue paper, and dropped at our local post office. Peruse the collection and buy something, or don't!
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